Oh Frabjous Day, Callooh Callay~!

assume:

you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”

jungwildeandfree:

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

totallyfubar:

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

I’m 100% sure it was just George

No

divideandconquer7:

Headcanon: A little before James and Lily’s wedding, James asked Sirius if he’d organize his bachelor party and Sirius went ‘Don’t you mean your stag party?’ and just literally laughed for about 5 minutes straight until James asked Remus to do it instead 

padalicious-and-assckles:

How Sherlock survived the fall

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

dudeufugly:

fandommember:

driveshaftgroupie:

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I believe there were 13

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onna4:

ALL THIRTEEN DOCTORS SAVING GALLIFREY

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and meanwhile their companions

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starrysleeper:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

when a boy lifts his arms and his shirt goes up just enough to see a little bit of his stomach

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wellimthelordoftime:

tennantstype40:

cmsii:

A sculpture of the Roman Colosseum, done in a real tooth.

Not sure if cool or terrifying…

if the bacteria in your mouth have evolved to reach the level of Roman civilization, you should probably brush your teeth

wellimthelordoftime:

tennantstype40:

cmsii:

A sculpture of the Roman Colosseum, done in a real tooth.

Not sure if cool or terrifying…

if the bacteria in your mouth have evolved to reach the level of Roman civilization, you should probably brush your teeth