F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
I also noticed something Talisa was all like “IM NOT LIEK OTHER GURLS” after Blackfish apologized for swearing
Meanwhile, Catelyn didn’t give a shit about swearing and didn’t expect anyone to fawn over her for it because she was busy trying to tell her weapon’s grade dumfuck of a son to take the war seriously because THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKING YOU COLOSSAL FUCK UPS
Nobody ever listens to Cat. Even though none of this would have happened if they had.
She told Bran not to climb
she told Ned not to go to King’s Landing
She told Stannis and Renly to stop fighting
She told Robb not to send Theon to pyke
She told Robb not to piss off Walder Frey
She tells literally everyone how to not be an idiot
but does anybody fucking listen
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
just interrupting your day to let you know that it takes a sloth 42 hours to have sex
OMG! THAT’S IT! THAT’S THE ULTIMATE QUESTION!
How many hours does it take for a sloth to fornicate?
42 THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING
somewhere in the reaches of heaven, Douglas Adams is laughing his head off
I love it but at the same time it hurts my soul.
what if the doctor failed time lord school
I mean he’s got all these devices and stuff but he hasn’t actually MADE any of them
what if he failed every single engineering class
and he can still make SOME stuff in an emergency (like in ‘the lodger’ and ‘the doctor’s wife’) but it’s all rly basic stuff and it takes him far too long to make it like other time lords could do it in half a minute
and he flat-out doesn’t understand what his engineering/quantum physics teachers were telling him
what if that’s why he lands in the wrong places/times so often
what if that’s why he was such a bad physics teacher even for humans
I like this.
Euhm yes that’s kinda accurate actually. Correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t Romana insult his abilities and then he answers all indignantly like: “I passed my exams with 50% at the 2nd attempt!” Also she’s much better at repairing/piloting the tardis than he is… Same goes for K-9 and the other technical stuff.
idek man like the show and the fans always treat the doctor like he’s some big genius, all-knowing and godlike and stuff
and I guess he is in comparison to humans
but like canonically he’s a lousy driver and stole the tardis so he didn’t have to stay at home anymore and doesn’t even know stuff
why isn’t it ever like a thing that the doctor was a timelord of average intelligence and a bit odd and everyone else thought he was silly and wondered why he liked humans so much
no he’s super angsty and powerful and brilliant yup that’s it
Ladies and gentlemen: I give you, the bee version of Moon Moon.
DAMMIT WING WING
WHO FUCKING BROUGHT WING WING ALONG
Of course I do. I have a whole closet full of disguises as well.
holy. fuck. I need some air